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    In church one Sunday morning, the preacher said,

    "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over,
    please come forward to the front by the altar."

    With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the
    Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

    Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help
    with my hearing."



    The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's
    ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed
    and prayed.

    He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great
    enthusiasm.


    After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked,

    "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

    Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday."
    Terry

  • #2
    Re: Praying for Leroy

    I don't get it.

    Tom
    If I took the time to fix all my mistakes, I wouldn,t have time to make new ones.

    www.spokanecarvers.com

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    • #3
      Re: Praying for Leroy

      Hahahaha! I get it! Maybe Leroy needs a thump on the head instead? What's worse is that I didn't want to read this post because I thought it might be sad.

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      • #4
        Re: Praying for Leroy

        Originally posted by Tom Ellis View Post
        I don't get it.

        Tom
        Got a streak of mean in ya, don'tcha. LOL!
        Terry

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        • #5
          Re: Praying for Leroy

          Tom, Leroy was going to a court hearing.

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          • #6
            Re: Praying for Leroy

            Originally posted by natenaaron View Post
            Tom, Leroy was going to a court hearing.
            He knows. Tom's the kind of guy who likes to put a snake in yer shirt pocket just to see what happens.
            Terry

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            • #7
              Re: Praying for Leroy

              Oh No, No ,No, Terry. You've got Tom all wrong. ....or DO you? Bwahahaha.

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              • #8
                Re: Praying for Leroy

                Originally posted by Nomad View Post
                He knows. Tom's the kind of guy who likes to put a snake in yer shirt pocket just to see what happens.
                Tom's my kind of guy...........
                If you're looking for me, you'll find me in a pile of wood chips somewhere...

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                • #9
                  Re: Praying for Leroy

                  Y'all ain't right!
                  Hazel Strickland
                  AKA Dixie Whittler

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                  • #10
                    Re: Praying for Leroy

                    Thanks Terry! I needed that laugh this morning!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Praying for Leroy

                      Ya, only met Tom once, but think he probably is "that kind'a guy"!!
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